Wednesday, June 20, 2007

An open audition to the producers of The Price is Right and CBS executives: I am interested in hosting the game show. I am witty, entertaining, and engaging. I can relate to people easily, am confident, secure, and knowledgable. My family, friends, cohorts, and their friends can attest to my genuine character. Please contact me for further information, I look forward to standing in front of a test audience. Thank you.